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UK: YES. WE DIDN'T COME LAST. WE WEREN'T LAST. EVERYONE BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE!
Rest of Europe: Yeah.. but you came second to la-
UK: LALALALALALA NOT LAST LALALALALA
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Hi my name is ozo and i like gaping anus

esinololly:

idontevencarebitch:

bwstickles:

miraclesaremadeofluckandtime:

alltheflowersshonelikeflames:

nasturtiummm:

These cute kitty keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon. Get em here!

i have this in turquoise, i got it 7-8 yrs ago and not ONE FUCKING PERSON has ever guessed it was a weapon. i have even brought it on planes and thru courthouse security. it is a great thing to have up your hoodie sleeve walkin alone at night, keys in fist. i call them kitty-knucks and i could give them to every grrl i know.

Huh we kind of like this actually

wow this is cool

need

I’m going to buy one of these. It’s not an ‘if’, it’s a when.

LAURA!

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Rachael, this is for you 

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onepiecetoys:

One Piece Luffy and rubber-rubber fruit (Gomu Gomu no Mi) ice tray.

wheeeeze

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